Sheryl Crow believes using less toilet paper will stop global warming.
The If It Makes You Happy singer, who spent two weeks touring the US on a Stop Global Warming College Tour, is convinced one square per visit is sufficient.
Sheryl writes on her tour blog: "I propose a limitation to be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. I think we are
industrious enough people to make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required."
12 comments:
YUCK !
No Wonder Lance dumped her ! I bet she had more " Klingons " than Star Trek .
Using a few squares of tp makes me happy, "so it can't be that bad."
Not after beer and pizza will one square do. No way.
and not for the wings I cook. Half a roll sometimes comes up short.
Sheryl forgot that such a policy would require a VERY thorough handwashing, post-defecation and single-sqaure wipe, and that the making of soap, generation of hot water, manufacture of piping and sinks, weaving of washcloths (god forbid you should use paper towels!), and few other extraneous requirements of "getting clean" would all create far more pollution and contribute far more to global warming than just using enough TP in the first place.
Why these dumbass entertainers and athletes think they are qualified to make "serious comment" or believe anyone should pay attention to their idiotic ramblings is beyond me.
Another thought: considering how much TP I see stocked at Hyvee, County Market, the drug stores, and even Dollar General...well, that's already done, manufactured, the global warming effects already carried out and can't be taken back.
Once we've used all that TP up, then we'll talk about Sheryl's "one man, one square" idea.
She is a southern bell from the bootheal of Missouri, leave her alone!
Those girls are hot. I know.
But Rock we all know facts about "Boot Heel " girls.
Facts :
1. Phrase said most when having sex " Pa get off me your crushing my pal mals"
2. Virgins are faster than all male members of their family
3. 9 of ten are nuts like shit house rat crazy
4. they can all spit skoal with the best of them
5. many are hot BUT refer to 1-4
Smokers,only use one square when crying your river about not being able to smoke in bars.
"I can't smoke in bars, whahhh"
Babies.
For the record, one also isn't enough after Wendy's Chili and three diet Coke refills. No siree.
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Looking to get some citizens together, Quincy library has graciously indicated that have a room avail, to discuss/address price gouging by area fuel and utiltiy providers (ameren & big 3 oil companies). Would like examine ways in which to fight back against the gouging, including working w/ elected oficials, boycotts, etc. Will let everyone know if/when a date is
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