Thursday, October 16, 2008

Going Once.....Twice.....


The city of Quincy is cleaning out its
closets........

.......Furniture items include 10 metal
headboards and footboards for single beds
that were used by the Fire Department.



Any slightly hacked used servers up for sale?

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Even "slightly" is an overstatement. Unless of course by slightly you mean "never was".

Anonymous said...

Some four wheelers ?

Anonymous said...

Cell phone, work phone, and email records from Murphy that will show he did more than his fair share of personal use of city resources.

Anonymous said...

The filing of a false police report cannot be helpful either. Spring will arrest and prosecute the tarnishers.

Anonymous said...

They might have some extra tools to sell from Central services but they disappeared. Funny thing, some tools appeared in the garage of a now ex employee!

Anonymous said...

924

There are plenty of Tools at Central Services.

Anonymous said...

For sale:

One used archive room key, slightly stained and somewhat sticky.

Anonymous said...

I'm lost. Is this made up or is the city really selling these beds.

Anonymous said...

Director of Information Technology, Director of Purchasing and Technology Committee recommending approval of the low bid from Sprint Corporation, Reston, VA in the amount of $116,737 for a two-year contract for cellular telephone service.

How many city employees have cell phones? Holy Sh*t !

Senor Badass said...

Oracle would have you believe that these hardworking city workers need those cell phones to keep your water clean and rancid trash from infecting the streets.

I figure they need to give them all cell phones so they can find them when they are supposed to be at work.

Anonymous said...

Another QNI coverup.

Glaring news about the airport restaurant opening up, but not a peep on the massive cell phone bill the city foots.

Way to go Whig !

Anonymous said...

OMG its a conspiracy!!! They're all out to get us

Senor Badass said...
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Senor Badass said...

they are not out to get you... just spend your money on themselves and their relatives. teatsucking demwhores.

Anonymous said...

Bar Stool Economics

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers, he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks fo r the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes, so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so: The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings)
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead o f $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant the men began to compare their savings.

'I only got a dollar out of the $20,'declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,' but he got $10!'

'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!'

'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man.. 'Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'

'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!'

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him.. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

Anonymous said...

7:54

It's a lack of journalist responsibility to report just what the government wants to report.

See Ed Husner.

Anonymous said...

116 grand a year for cell phones for city workers? Dayum, that's all i can say, dayum!

Anonymous said...

116 g's, and your alderman can't call you back. sucks.

Anonymous said...

I'm hearing a new sex scandal brewing over at the city. Stand by for more.

Anonymous said...

3:51

WHAT DO WE PAY THEM FOR, TO RUN A CATHOUSE?

Anonymous said...

anon 3:51

You comment on this before I do. So amazing how these employees don't learn from those before them. Oh and you wont read this story in the WHIG.

 
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