Bottle to Throttle....

What the fine for DUI in a $1.7 Billion dollar shuttle ?

Wild Fire Weekend

Too damned busy to type anything here.

My employer has a nasty policy of wanting me to work while I'm there.

I'll Let you bring up the topics.

Panel endorses beer garden guidelines......Kinda

While the beer gardens would be allowed to remain open after 10 p.m., they would face closure for the rest of the day if two complaints for noise or other disturbances were made by neighbors.

City Planner Chuck Bevelheimer said he did not want to see police officers forced to carry decibel meters to measure noise. So part of the proposals that will go to the Quincy City Council for possible adoption as an ordinance that would give police officers discretion to order tavern owners to address complaints from neighbors.

So....if you don't want the neighborhood beer garden in operation, dial in a disturbance call shortly when you get home at 5pm and then another one about an hour and a half later and the QPD will come shut down the garden.

Maybe there's more details to this but it seams pretty lame.........

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Terror Alert

Following the events in London This week, the French government announced
yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide.

The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.
The Rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white
flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military.