It seems there was this very bright but somewhat uncultured young man named Jethro who grew up on a farm in the rural South. Because he scored well on his SATs and graduated from his simple country high school at the top of his class, he was pleased to find himself accepted into Harvard University. On his first day on campus, he took a stroll to acquaint himself with his new surroundings. At one point he stopped and asked a typical, blue-blooded Harvard upperclassman for directions. "Excuse me, mister," Jethro asked with a Southern drawl, "but can you please tell me where the library is at?" "See here, young man," the upperclassman scoffed at him. "I don't know about what they do in East Hayseed, Tennessee, but here at Harvard one does not end a sentence with a preposition." "Oh," Jethro replied, "then allow me to rephrase the question: Where's the library at, asshole?"
At the library....It's an old joke.
ReplyDeleteIt seems there was this very bright but somewhat uncultured young man named Jethro who grew up on a farm in the rural South. Because he scored well on his SATs and graduated from his simple country high school at the top of his class, he was pleased to find himself accepted into Harvard University. On his first day on campus, he took a stroll to acquaint himself with his new surroundings. At one point he stopped and asked a typical, blue-blooded Harvard upperclassman for directions.
"Excuse me, mister," Jethro asked with a Southern drawl, "but can you please tell me where the library is at?"
"See here, young man," the upperclassman scoffed at him. "I don't know about what they do in East Hayseed, Tennessee, but here at Harvard one does not end a sentence with a preposition."
"Oh," Jethro replied, "then allow me to rephrase the question: Where's the library at, asshole?"
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Holy crap. Been spell checked on a Friday. LOL !
Wonder how big the remote is?
I just love that joke, ranks right up there with "Have you seen Ray Charles wife.....neither has he.
ReplyDeleteGuess that needs to change to Stevie Wonder.
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ReplyDeleteDid you start you page hit counter @ 90,000 like Oracle did?
They should install it at the QU Stadium end zone. That dump needs an upgrade.
ReplyDeleteProbably back to the company they rented it from. It's probably also a rear projection screen
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